(602): Sex followed by chicken and waffles… Hands down my favourite morning plans. Count me in.

(602): Sex followed by chicken and waffles… Hands down my favourite morning plans. Count me in.

(406): I need a leather bustier to keep them in.(925): Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.

(406): I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
(925): Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.

(207): Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?

(775): are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise?
(702): I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise

WE DID IT - 700 followers! 
You guys are all amazing and I am working on the most epic of posts ever epic-ed to say thank you :)
Love,
Da Management

WE DID IT - 700 followers!

You guys are all amazing and I am working on the most epic of posts ever epic-ed to say thank you :)

Love,

Da Management

(425): Talking to him sober hurts my brain
(302): You’re the only person not starstruck by him(212): Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone’s balls.

(302): You’re the only person not starstruck by him
(212): Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone’s balls.

((3 followers away from the big 700 - I think I could do a full photo-story-style post if we get there :p))

((1 follower off, better start working on it..screenshot library here I come))

(770): Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage

(734): I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good

(734): I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good